A-Rod and Madonna Sex Tape?? WTF??

Alex Rodriguez and Madonna are rumored to have a sex tape. They have been reportedly having a secret relationship (Read Story Here).

This rumor is ridiculous in so many ways. If its true this tape is gonna make like a billion dollars. Two of the richest people in the world make a sex tape? What did they record it on, a motion picture camera?  Were lighting and sound people there? I mean I couldn’t see A-Rod setting up a rink a dink camera. The video would probably have special effects and shit. Body doubles and makeup and shit. If this is true I don’t want to watch it, I want to sell it….Holla acha boy!!

A-Rods wife wants 100 MILLION from divorce!!!!! DAYUUM….

Alex Rodriguez’s wife files for a divorce and wants over 100 million dollars in child support and alimony. She blames his affair with Madonna See Story Here.

Let me tell you from experience and numerous old drunks i’ve spoken to over the years. The grass is NOT greener on the other side. Yeah it looks that way, because your standing so far away. But once you get up close you see the brown spots, and weeds. If your married why go through this. Sit your ass down somewhere and enjoy your wife. Easier said than done I know. A Rod made 185 million from 2001-2006 now he’s in the first year of his contract that could pay him up to 305 million. And under some jurisdictions his wife Cynthia could be entitled to half. OUCH, that hurts. Was a couple nights with Madonna worth 100 million dollars. Let me answer that for you….HELL NO!!! A Rod better break open that bank and buy his wife some gifts…GO HOME ALEX!!

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Is Madonna bangin Alex Rodriguez?? You won’t believe the answer!

Apparently it looks that way. The word is Madonna is going through some trouble with her husband, and she consulted a divorce lawyer. All of a sudden people see A-Rod coming to her apartment late at night. And Madonna has never been photo’d at a Yankees game until recently she was in attendance AND she was sitting in A-Rod’s seats. And A-Rod and his wifey just recently got separated. This is messed up. She did the smart thing though. When somebody your in a relationship with cheats with THE most famous woman in the world your best bet would be to get the fuck out the way!! And count your alimony checks. But she did one better she is reportedly getting it on with Lenny Kravitz. Ouch! This reminds me of that one song. “Who’s out making love to your woman, while your out makin love”. All you players out there take notes, if you think you can play around on these women and walk away untouched you got another thing comin. They will crush your feelings and make you wanna spit on that new girl that made you cheat. Anyways, let’s hope some sanity comes from all this mayhem. A-Rod, Madonna, Cynthia, Lenny, GO HOME!!!