This is why Nicki Minaj exposed her nipple!!

This is a supremely strange situation to be in. You, a stuffed monkey, and a room alone. What would you do?

Check out the new Planet of the Apes movie!

Probably some of my best work as of late. A little girl harassing a guy over money that is rightfully not hers. Sounds familiar? The story of my life. Introducing my newest series, GOON!

I know the reports about her being on drugs and alcohol but I don’t have anything to say about that. Amy Winehouse was a talented singer and now she’s dead? Wow here is the report:

Troubled U.K. pop star Amy Winehouse was found dead Saturday in her London home, according to multiple British wire reports. Britain’s Sky News reported that paramedics were called to her home at just after 4 p.m., but the 27 year-old was pronounced dead at the scene.

Winehouse publicists in the U.S. and Great Britain have not yet responded to requests for comment. No reason has yet been cited as a cause of death.

Winehouse had recently canceled her summer European tour dates after a disastrous performance in the Serbian capital of Belgrade in which the singer was heavily booed after arriving late and then staggering through the performance. Such erratic behavior has largely been the norm for Winehouse since her 2006 effort “Back to Black” catapulted her to stardom. 

Winehouse released her debut, “Frank,” in 2003, a collection of jazzy neo-soul tunes. Her 2006 album, “Back to Black,” saw Winehouse remade as a tough, no-nonsense R&B singer in a ’60s-inspired vintage mode. Working with rising producer Mark Ronson and New York’s acclaimed rhythm & blues crew the Dap Kings, “Back to Black” was heavy on noir imagery and recalled the early days of Motown, most notably in the hit singles “Rehab” and “You Know I’m No Good.”

The album and its singles were the recipients of numerous accolades at the 2008 Grammy Awards, including song and record of the year for “Rehab.” Winehouse was named best new artist at the ceremony. Just before the 2008 Grammy Awards, Winehouse was the subject of much speculation as she had entered a rehabilitation facility and was denied a U.S. visa. She performed on the live Grammy telecast via satellite from London.

A third album was long rumored but never materialized, and much of Winehouse’s post-”Back to Black” career was mired in sudden stops and starts and troubles with abuse and the law. She was due to be a headliner at the 2009 Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival but was forced to cancel after being charged with assault for allegedly attacking a fan week before the festival.

Winehouse has recorded a song for Tony Bennett’s “Duets II,” which is scheduled for release in September.

-Los Angeles Times

This is sad that someones life could be extinguished so early. Make sure you cherish the ones around you. Today could be anybody’s last day.

This dude Shia, has been doing his thing in Hollywood in every way shape and form. He admits to a fling with Megan Fox:

“Look, you’re on the set for six months, with someone who’s rooting to be attracted to you, and you’re rooting to be attracted to them,” he tells the magazine. “I never understood the separation of work and life in that situation. But the time I spent with Megan was our own thing, and I think you can see the chemistry onscreen.”

But what of her marriage to Brian Austin Green?

“I don’t know, man. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know…” he repeats, “It was what it was.” -Details Magazine

Wow slow down there partner!

Pray for one of the funniest comedians of all time. He apparently kinda lost it in New Mexico. One of the peeps who was organizing this whole thing hit up AllHipHop:

Ok normally I would’nt even say anything or get involved. But I want to say that Big Moon and I had nothing to do with the promotion, booking, organizing, or anything on this event besides hosting it. Yes it was unfortunate what happened, and I’m not taking sides. However anyone that was there, saw Katts behavior for themselves. Spitting chewing tobacco in his hands and rubbing it in his hair, yelling at the audience, leaving the stage to pray, doing push ups, and the list goes on. He did know about the show, he did get paid, he even did a drop on the air talking about how excited he was to come to albuquerque. Shawty, AJ, The JDS and us all did our jobs to make sure everyone was comfortable and had the best time possible. NO ONE had control over Katt but Katt. He showed up late, got served papers, and disappointed alot of people. I again am not defending the actual promoters but everyone who was backstage including Samuel L. Jackson could see that everyone was doing what they could to accomodate Katt and his late arrival and his stage show AND could see that something was wrong with him. Im a huge Katt Williams fan and was sad to see him in that state. But no is responsible for Katt but Katt. -AllHipHop.com

I sincerely hope he’s alright and can still do comedy after all this!

So Amber Rose reportedly got naked for Nicki Minaj’s boyfriend. Did I believe it? Ummmm. Yeah! Why? Don’t know! Here is what Amber said in response to that:

“These blogs do nothing but try to ruin ppls lives I DID NOT send pics to anyones boyfriend pls stop with the lies. Its so ridiculous. smh,” she tweeted June 28th.

“Yall been doing this to me for 3 years now it shld be illegal to write fake stories about ppl the media never wants to see anyone happy.” (Amber Rose’s Twitter)

Is she talking about this blog? She better be!! I hope this isn’t true. I hope she was sending those pics to my Uncle…..

Amber Rose apparently got booty ball naked for Nicki Minaj’s boyfriend. Exclusive story broke by MediaTakeout:

MediaTakeOut.com just got word of an EARTH SHATTERING REPORT . . . and it came from a SUPER-DUPER-RELIABLE insider in the YOUNG MONEY camp.

According to our insider, Amber Rose had an INAPPROPRIATE relationship with Nicki Minaj’s boyfriend Safaree . . . and that she sent him NEKKID PICS of herself . . . giving her cooch the DUECES!!!

The insider tells MediaTakeOut.com, “At Nickis birthday in Vegas on [December 9th] weekend, Nicki caught her boyfriend Safaree in Amber’s room . .. she knew something was going on.” And there’s more, “Later to find out by going into Safaree’s phone, [Nicki learned] that Amber was sending Safaree naked pictures of herself via bbm.”

The photos that Amber sent to Safaree can be found HERE (Warning – they are EXTREMELY graphic. The pics were NOT photoshopped.

So what happened next? Well Nicki initially BROKE IT OFF with Safaree. Safaree later CONVINCED Nicki that NOTHING happened between him and Amber . . . and that Amber was just a SMUT that was trying to GET WITH HIM. Nicki eventually BELIEVED Safaree and took him back.

But as for Amber . . . Nicki Minaj HATES HER. She gave orders that NO ONE in YOUNG MONEY is to speak or associate themselves with Amber Rose . . . that includes WEEZY, DRAKE . . . er’rybody. And Nicki says that if ever she sees Amber . . . she promises to BEAT HER AZZ!!!

This story is developing, the pics are crazy though!!

Jay-Z and Kanye were supposed to perform last night, but there was a slight change in plans.

On Thursday night, Kanye West kept fans — and Jay-Z — waiting three hours before he hit the stage at Skylight One Hanson in Brooklyn. Jay cooled his heels for hours in a car outside the packed art deco venue. Sources said he was waiting for West to start the gig so that the duo could perform together. But Kanye, who’s known for making audiences wait, took too long and Jay-Z left. -New York Post

Wow, looks like Kanye had other plans. Hopefully they can get it together before the album drops. We’re waiting patiently on that one.