USA Basketball Wins Gold!!! Hi Haters:)!!

NoahSife.com congratulates the U.S. Basketball team on getting a gold medal. They defeated Spain 118-107. It was a hard fought battle but U.S. beat that ass. This ends a three year process that the U.S. implemented to get the team in shape for these Olympics.

Ussain Bolt does it again!! Sets World Record in the 200M….World’s Greatest Sprinter!! Yeah!!

NoahSife.com would like to officially announce that Ussain Bolt is the best sprinter in the world!

This dude cannot be stopped. Not only did he win medals in the 100M and the 200M with ease. He set two new world records. Here is what the New York Times reports:

The dramatic ascendance of Usain Bolt as the world’s greatest sprinter continued Wednesday night at the Beijing Olympics as he left another group of elite runners far behind in setting a world record in the 200 meters and winning his second gold medal. Having obliterated the world record in the 100 on Saturday, he is the first man to win both the 100 and 200 at the same Olympics since Carl Lewis in 1984. Starting in Lane 5, Bolt took the lead in the first 50 meters and won in devastating fashion, pulling away from the field and winning by several meters in a time of 19.30. Michael Johnson had held the record of 19.32, set in 1996 at the Atlanta Games.

Churandy Martina of the Netherlands Antilles won the silver. Wallace Spearmon of the United States finished third, but as he began a victory lap while draped in an American flag, he learned that he had been disqualified for stepping into the lane of his teammate Walter Dix. Shawn Crawford, also of the United States, ended up with the bronze.

Bolt, 21, delivered an encore Wednesday. He entered the race owning the three fastest 200 times this season, and in the semifinals on Tuesday he appeared to be holding back yet still finished first, in 20.09. Except for Johnson in 1996, no other runner had ever run faster than 19.62. Bolt’s previous best was 19.67.

I am happy for this young man. He’s talented and he’s a showstopper. I would pay money to see him run. I hope this publicity really busts open the bank for him. He’s gonna be the Jay-Z of Jamaica when he gets back!!!

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Usain Bolt SMASHES the world record….In Style!!!! Yup….

NoahSife.com has learned that 21 year old Usain Bolt won Jamaica’s first ever gold medal as well as breaking the record for the 100 meter dash:

Bolt won the 100 meters in a time, 9.69 seconds, that broke his 11-week-old world record of 9.72 and could have been much faster had he not turned the end of the race into Carnival. His rivals still couldn’t catch up. Richard Thompson of Trinidad and Tobago ran a personal-best 9.89 and was farther from first than any Olympic silver medalist since 1984. Walter Dix of the United States was third in a personal-best 9.91, and Churandy Martina was fourth in a Netherlands Antilles-record 9.93.

The crazy thing about it is he could have made a better time but he started celebrating before he actually finished the race. He was quoted saying

“I didn’t come here to break records I came to win Gold Medals”.

Quite the showman Usain acted a fool after he won (Watch Video Here). It’s good somebody still knows how to have a good time!

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Michael Phelps shocks the World!!!! 8 Gold Medals…Wow, Bling Bling!!

NoahSife.com would like to congratulate Michael Phelps for winning 8 Gold Medals at the Olympics. An almost impossible feat was accomplished by one of the greatest athletes on the planet. He beat Michael Spitz’s record of 7 and recieved a one million dollar bonus from Speedo.

I really look up to people who can play as the favorite. Most people talk about playing as the underdog, where they have nothing to lose. They just go and play their heart out. What about people who have everything to lose, and everybody is expecting you to win. That’s even harder than playing as the underdog. When you play as the favorite you play against yourself.

The Bulls did it after the 72 win season. The Patriots didn’t after going undefeated during the season. Michael Phelps did it with ease. The next time your in a difficult situation approach it like your the favorite. It changes the way you view the situation totally and gives you a certain edge. Thank you Michael for inspiring a nation!!

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Horrifying!!! Olympic weightlifter breaks his arm on TV!!! **Graphic**

NoahSife.com has just got a terrible video from the Olympics. Weight lifter Janos Baranyai of Hungary suffered a horrifying injury while attempting to lift 148 kg. He lost control of the bar while hoisting it, in the process contorting his elbow 90 degrees. I only barely watched this once. Please don’t watch this if you have a weak stomache. Let’s pray for Janos and hopes he has a speedy recovery. That looked like it hurt like HELL!! Here’s the video…..

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Kanye West releases new video “Champions” for the Olympics!!!

Kanye West releases a comical new video “Champions”in honor of the Olympics. This is actually one of my favorite songs from the album Graduation. Enjoy…

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U.S. Olympic Basketball Teams up with Marvin Gaye!!

NoahSife.com recently saw an advertisement for the U.S. Olympic Basketball team that included Marvin Gaye’s rendition of the star spangled banner. This commercial really shows the complexity of the team and the true talent of Marvin Gaye. I believe wholeheartedly they will save U.S. Basketball. This is going to be an exciting ride….

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President Bush gets his freak on at Olympics!! Pimpin!!

NoahSife.com has obtained exclusive pics that show President Bush apparently smacking ass at the Olympics. Honestly do you blame him? All those rock hard tight bodies walking around you can’t help but to reach out and grab somethin. Why not a handful of ass? Anywho, the prez was really enjoying the festivities. He could’ve at least rocked some shorts or somethin. I know he was hot!!

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Chinese Swimmer Banned for Life for Eating Bad Pork!! What??

Ouyang Kunpeng was banned for life from competing for testing positive from doping. Studies show that sometimes athletes test positive for steroids, from eating sweet and sour pork at restaurants in China because of the hormones they give pigs. Wow, this is really sad if he didn’t do it, but this is actually the second time in his career he was busted for illegal substances. This sucks but cheaters never win as you know (cough, New England). I wouldn’t want to get banned for life from anything, I don’t care what it is. What if somebody banned you from doing the macarena for life. Even though the song and dance are old as hell you still wouldn’t want somebody telling you, you couldn’t do it. Hold on….I just did it right now just because I could. I hope Ouyang finds inner pace because a blow like this could psychologically wear on you. Keep ya head up homie….And here’s the macarena video just because I felt like showin it!!!

–NoahSife is the best! Aight..